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Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

postracialcomments:

premium-thot:

postracialcomments:

glossylalia:

abaldwin360:

Recession timeline.
I’m pretty sure we’re somewhere between the hamburger helper and the hotdog stage in my household …

It depends on the week and what bills are due at my house.

^^ TRUE
Take the hamburger helper out for me and switch it to some cereal

Bruh, summer of ‘07 was so fucking rough. I remember when we ran outta cereal and was eating ice and drank water to keep our stomachs full smh

^real
or saltine crackers we hoped wasnt stale
My mom worked in the mortgage business and everything went to hell in 2006 for us

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

(Source: englishsnow)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

miizukizu:

鞍馬寺 紅葉
By : Yvon Liu
awwww-cute:

My Little Rescue

These photographs by Matt Bower evoke such a feeling of nostalgia in me. I look at them and feel like I know this place, like I’ve been there many times. Taking a photograph that makes you desperately long for something you’ve never known is a rare talent. 

(Source: love-england)

donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

2lender2ollux:

stunningpicture:

In Colorado, snow during the month of May can lead to some weird things.

its snow fabric

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

THEME  by  ITZIAR DAMBORENEA